I gave the window-sash a couple of upper-cuts and a few short-arm
punches, but it sat there and laughed in my face.
The brakeman came through, and I spoke to him about the window. He
said, "The first time I see the president of the road I'll tell him
about it!" and left me flat.
Once more I tried to open that window, but I only succeeded in
opening my collar; so then I opened my mouth and made a short but
spicy announcement, whereupon the old lady in the seat ahead of me
got up and left the car.
Just then the train pulled into a station which I hadn't paid for,
but I went out and took it, because it contained a little fresh air.
Some day I will mention the name of this railroad company and make
them blush.
Well, after I left Bunch that afternoon, I ducked for the depot,
and reached Ruraldene just in time to witness the beginning of a
most painful episode.
The house was lighted up from cellar to attic. As soon as I opened
the door I found our respected Mayor, Uncle Peter, and he was also
lit up.
"It's a surprise, Johnny," he whispered hoarsely. "Clara J. is
giving an entertainment for the benefit of the Christian Soldiers'
League, and it's going to cost you two dollars to come into your
own house.
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